Tacks evasion, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.
Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It...
Battery is Ok, Submitted by Alok Raman
Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice.
He checked his first patient's eyes, then the tongue, and finally the
ears using a torch.
Finally he said, Battery is Ok !!!
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Naak ki safai, Submitted by Alok Raman
Ek ladki apne boyfriend ke saath nayi car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehne lagi, kya tum ek haath se gaadi chala sakte ho?
Kyun nahi ,ladke ne bade fakr se kaha
Ladki ne aahista se kaha, phir doosre haath se apni naak saaf kar lo.
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Santa, Submitted by sprakash
Santa was sitting in a boat with two beautiful women on either side. to start speaking he asked the first woman- (a) are you married ? she replied NO. Now Santa asked her (b) How many children you have ?, In reply the first woman slapped him. To continue Santa...
BLIND MAN, Submitted by HARSH
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a restaurant. Upon...
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