IT Joke (The Computer Programmer), Submitted by Sachin
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom in theater, Submitted by Deep
Ho aaja aaja rabba ishqe di khol guttiya
aaja rabba ishqe di khol guttiya
abhishek ok maine bola tha,preity ke badle aishwarya ko lena tha
stall be khali hai, balkaniyaan be khali
to dhoond dhoond dhoond
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husband-wife jokes, Submitted by SM SHIVA KUMAR
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge:
"Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why ?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
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